The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
ALAN BENNETTIf I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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