We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
ALAN BENNETTThe thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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