They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
ALAN BENNETTThey may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left,
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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My films are about embarrassment.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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