Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
ALAN BENNETTThey may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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