My experience came before most of you were born.
ALAN BENNETTTo play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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