Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
ALAN BENNETTAt the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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