It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
ALAN BENNETTBooks did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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