Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
ALAN BENNETTDefinition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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