Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
ALAN BENNETTDefinition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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