Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
ALAN BENNETTIt’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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