I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
ALAN BENNETTIt’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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