You fake something until you’re good at it.
AL YANKOVICKind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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