I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
AL YANKOVICKind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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