I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
AL YANKOVICEver since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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