I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
AL YANKOVICEver since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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