You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
AL YANKOVICIf I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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