Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
AL YANKOVICI can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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