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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.

Al Yankovic

I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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Alway Animation Been Enjoy Proactive Something Voiceover Work
So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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Continue Day Joke That Up Very
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Gateway Kid Lesbian Read Something Witchcraft
Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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Do Good Know Them Thing Until
And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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Arrange Cohesive Semi Story Try Way
You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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Enough Good People See Something
I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.

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