He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
AL YANKOVICI try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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