I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
AL YANKOVICI try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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