And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVICThat’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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