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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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