I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
AL YANKOVICThat’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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