I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
AL YANKOVICEvery night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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