I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
AL YANKOVICYou fake something until you’re good at it.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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