I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
AL YANKOVICPeople never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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