I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
AL YANKOVICI was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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