I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
AL YANKOVICYou got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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