You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
AL YANKOVICMy personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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