I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
AL MCGUIREThey call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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The world is run by C students
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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Can’t win without talent, you know.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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