I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
AL MCGUIREYou’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Most people zero in on their failures. I try to keep all my attention on a pyramid type philosophy rather than the averaging-down philosophy.
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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You measure a player from the head up.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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There’s no one who’s dropped on top of the mountain. You’ve got to work your way to the top.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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Live every day as if it were Saturday night.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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