No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
AL FRANKENIf Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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