Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
AL FRANKENIf Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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