I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
AL FRANKENI think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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