When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
AL FRANKENI think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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