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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.

Al Franken

I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.

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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.

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