If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
AL FRANKENIf you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
More Al Franken Quotes
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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