And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
AL FRANKENAnd if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
More Al Franken Quotes
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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