Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
AL FRANKENAnd if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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