They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
AL FRANKENI believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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