There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKENI believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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