I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
AL FRANKENI believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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