I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKENLiberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
More Al Franken Quotes
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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