My dad was a terrible businessman.
AL FRANKENThe thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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