I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
AL FRANKENThe thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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