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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.

Al Franken

Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Bear Children Cook Country Do Focus Grandmother Pray Women
Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Between Difference Do Job Minnesotan Satirist
Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Fight Government Net Neutrality Out Sell
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Air Almost Build Country Focus Good Mean Only Show
The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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College Concern Family Future Hold Home Kid Really
Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Call Disinformation Disinfotain Entertain People Spread
If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Back Carrier Cell Go Month Movement Phone Physical Record Wireless Year
Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Anger Inspirational Open Small Whin
The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Accurate Financial Job Objective Only Project Rating
My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Access Life Mean Real Sometimes Spiritual
Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Able Class Enjoy Fruit Hard Work Labor Lifetime Middle Promis Retire
But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Advice Big Certain Climate Coal Denier Doctor Food Other Paid Snack
Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Contraception Down Increase Pregnancy Use Way Went
That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Arm Axis Central Country Exil Fund Mind Terrible Terrorist

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.

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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.

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