You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
AL FRANKENMy parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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