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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

Al Franken

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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