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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.

Al Franken

Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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