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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Al Franken

This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Home Important News Night Parent Political Really Very
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Agency Credit Give Job Minnesotan Rating Suppose
Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Anything Colleague Country Create Economy Interest Job Method More Possible Procedure Seem Struggle Using
My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Always Bullies Dad Hit Kid Kind Other Playground Run Stand Teacher
Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Able Committ Couple Gay Get Love Married Straight Think Why
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
Google might be doping the horses.
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Dope Google Horse might
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Free Internet Keep Let Weird
It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Almighty Comedy Nature Power Splendor You
I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Country Exist Right
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Campaign Freedom Google Impeach Information Pledge Silicon Valley
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Fight Government Net Neutrality Out Sell

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