Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
AL FRANKENIt’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
More Al Franken Quotes
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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