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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.

Al Franken

But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.

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