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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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