Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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