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Al Franken

Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
AL FRANKEN

Afraid Doubt Fraud Go Lot People Self Sometimes Tell
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKEN

Administration Ball Invite Perk
There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Administration Campaign Country Independent Investigation Relationship
Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Agency Credit Give Job Minnesotan Rating Suppose
I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
AL FRANKEN

Anticipate Apple Fact Fingerprint iPhone Likely Make More Reader Secure Smartphone
Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Attention Best Love Take Thing Work World
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Apple Innovator iPhone Leading Long Mobile Technology
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
AL FRANKEN

Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
AL FRANKEN

Absolute Career Good Made Odd People Sense Some Think
But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
AL FRANKEN

Adult Be Best Can Love Mean One
Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
AL FRANKEN

Able Class Enjoy Fruit Hard Work Labor Lifetime Middle Promis Retire
Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
AL FRANKEN

Between Difference Do Job Minnesotan Satirist
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
AL FRANKEN

Among Christian Hypocrisy Point Religious Right Think Tremendous
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKEN

Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
AL FRANKEN

Comedian Dad Especially Love People
During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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Administration Bob Ceremony Country During Each Evil Include Live Present President

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