I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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