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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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