Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
AL FRANKENMy dad was a terrible businessman.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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