But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
AL FRANKENIf you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
More Al Franken Quotes
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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