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Al Franken

It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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