Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
AL FRANKENI feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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