And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENIt’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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