The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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