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Al Franken

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Attack Comedy People Personal Specialize
Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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Campaign Career Certain Done People Political Really Satirist Senate Territory Thinking Unchanged
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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