Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKENThe only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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