I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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