You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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