Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
AL FRANKENYou might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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