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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Absolute Career Good Made Odd People Sense Some Think
I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Attack Comedy People Personal Specialize
The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Apply Built Government Individual Institution Privacy Private Protect Right Sector Year
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Being Dog Master Raise Sense Service Well
To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Country Different Liberal Love Way
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Bill Company Corrupt Drug Giveaway History Huge Legislation Medicare might Most Part Pay Piece Prescription Tax
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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