But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
AL FRANKENThe Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
More Al Franken Quotes
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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