I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENThe Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
More Al Franken Quotes
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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