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Al Franken

He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Civic Engagement Grew Highest Minnesota Nation Participation Record Records Tradition Treasure Voter
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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All Country Create Easier Job Life Make Million Over People World
We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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