When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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