The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
AL FRANKENGoogle might be doping the horses.
More Al Franken Quotes
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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