My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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