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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
AL FRANKEN

Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Become Crash Drive Industry led Many Mortgage Part Practice Small Unfair
The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Apply Built Government Individual Institution Privacy Private Protect Right Sector Year
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
AL FRANKEN

Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff
Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
AL FRANKEN

Between Difference Do Job Minnesotan Satirist
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Conservative Country Liberal Media Money Much
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
AL FRANKEN

Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
AL FRANKEN

Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
AL FRANKEN

Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
AL FRANKEN

Develop Free Incredibly Interest Nature Neutrality Pace Rapid Start Think YouTube
The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Advice Important Simply Think
I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
AL FRANKEN

Hear Look No President
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
AL FRANKEN

Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
AL FRANKEN

Best Connect Do Everybody Good Mean People Real Right Sense Thing Universe
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Develop Else Email Figure Free Gmail Message Out Port Service Somewhere Target Want Word Year

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