I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENGoogle might be doping the horses.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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