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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.

Al Franken

When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Government Growing People Privacy Protect Talk Up
And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Agency Clear Conclude Country Preference President
I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Cream Handle President Soda Want
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Being Dog Master Raise Sense Service Well
If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Back Carrier Cell Go Month Movement Phone Physical Record Wireless Year
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Country Different Liberal Love Way
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Blockbuster Distribute Foreign Latest Movie Online Serial Show Website
I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Civic Engagement Grew Highest Minnesota Nation Participation Record Records Tradition Treasure Voter
But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Indiscriminate Make Murder Point Political Terror
To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Ask Bias Conservative Liberal Like Mainstream Much Oil Think Use
Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Believe Call College During Friend God Popular President Some Time Trial Vote

We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.

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