During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
AL FRANKENHe said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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