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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.

Al Franken

There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Bear Children Cook Country Do Focus Grandmother Pray Women
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.

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