I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
AL FRANKENHe said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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