I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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