It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENI’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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