And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENThere’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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