black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.

Al Franken

Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
AL FRANKEN

Feet Foot Gate Guy Ourselves Right Shot Year
I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
AL FRANKEN

Country Generation Serve
When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
AL FRANKEN

Become Country Either Feel Happen Like More Place Thing Two
I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
AL FRANKEN

Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow
They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
AL FRANKEN

Care College Country Decline Health Home Kid Pay Scare Send Serve Try Value Worry
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
AL FRANKEN

Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
AL FRANKEN

Allie Attack Believe Country Doing Sure Unless Work
Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
AL FRANKEN

Colleague Government Interest Many Republican
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
AL FRANKEN

Advocate Country Experience Liberal Need Radio Stuff Train
Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
AL FRANKEN

Connect Each Other Incredible Job People Technology Tool
Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
AL FRANKEN

Apple Aware Complete Google Information More Option Party People Privacy Screen Setting Share
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
AL FRANKEN

Human Inspirational Motivational Part Success
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKEN

Administration Ball Invite Perk
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
AL FRANKEN

Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
AL FRANKEN

Call Couple Give Good Help Hero Know Occasionally Speech
I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
AL FRANKEN

Country Liberal Most Reclaim Think Want

There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Al Franken Quotes