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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.

Al Franken

Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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