I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
AL FRANKENThe point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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